I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
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