i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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