just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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