New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
handjob tips. give me some.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
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