we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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