You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
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