Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
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