they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Randomize
