dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
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