Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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