I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
im holly from the hills drunk
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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