so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Panties = found
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
Randomize
