And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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