Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
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