so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
