I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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