do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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