ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
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