Moan for me like Helen Keller
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
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