He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
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