he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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