It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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