Heybabeimwearingurpanties
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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