can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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