I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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