Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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