Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
a search helicopter?!
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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