It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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