There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
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My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
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