Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Randomize
