Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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