But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
This gyro tastes like lonliness
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
My orgasm happened in two different decades
Randomize
