You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Your dad touched me again.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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