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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
My ATM looks so different sober.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
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