He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
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