I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
I want you more than these girls want KFC
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
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