Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
The cops high fived after they tackled you
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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