He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
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