That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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