dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Randomize
