they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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