Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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