WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
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