it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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