I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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