I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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