Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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