It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
I lost the right to judge tonight
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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