I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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