How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
Randomize
