ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
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